Mystified

Random blatherings, frequent lurking.

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As you can tell by the look of disgust on my face, I hate putting up with this kid.

Filed under I taught him that trick. dammnit

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3 weeks later, and a 1/2 pd of makeup and the bruising is still visible. I went out for girls night anyway, but I felt the need to explain the bruises. I didn’t want anyone to think I had been beaten. I’ve put up with some stupid shit in the past, but never that. 

I still have stitches under the skin that are dissolving. Last night I discovered how much they hurt when I laugh really hard, but it was worth it.

3 weeks later, and a 1/2 pd of makeup and the bruising is still visible. I went out for girls night anyway, but I felt the need to explain the bruises. I didn’t want anyone to think I had been beaten. I’ve put up with some stupid shit in the past, but never that.

I still have stitches under the skin that are dissolving. Last night I discovered how much they hurt when I laugh really hard, but it was worth it.

Filed under skin cancer

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You must’ve done something right in a previous life to come back as a spoiled dog. It’s 9:00am and she doesn’t have a care in the world.

I’d say I’d like to be a dog, but I’d end up in a commercial with Sarah someone singing in the background.

You must’ve done something right in a previous life to come back as a spoiled dog. It’s 9:00am and she doesn’t have a care in the world.

I’d say I’d like to be a dog, but I’d end up in a commercial with Sarah someone singing in the background.

Filed under daisy a dogs life