Mystified

Random blatherings, frequent lurking.

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humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

Wow, 2400 people or so reblogged this and no one mentioned how callous this sounds. Or maybe that’s just too judgey.

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

Wow, 2400 people or so reblogged this and no one mentioned how callous this sounds. Or maybe that’s just too judgey.

Filed under mom

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Trail of eggs that the boys still haven’t  woken up and discovered as of yet. 
Yeah, I still get my teenagers a little sumpin sumpin for Easter.

Now to figure out how to install my new blinds.

Trail of eggs that the boys still haven’t woken up and discovered as of yet.
Yeah, I still get my teenagers a little sumpin sumpin for Easter.

Now to figure out how to install my new blinds.

Filed under happy easter

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skadi-again-again:

ladyjouster:

typhoidmeri:

aenariasbookshelf:

rainnecassidy:

besinaao3:

dduane:

(grin) Because here we are, contumaciously posting and reblogging while over 30. (Or 20. Or 15.)

Reblog, if you like, and display with pride.

ETA: Here’s another version of the graphic for those who prefer something a little subtler.

Reblogging because I am, indeed, an old fart on Tumblr and we need to find each other!

HEYO

Yeah, this is me…

Me too.

Yep.  WELL over 30.

Ok but the Latin on this is cracking me up…

Ye Olde Fart right here

(via mybigfatgaylife)

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A the top we have my Mom (hey pretty much just like her, complete with pearls). She could keep a house. 

At the bottom, we have me, sans the toddler toys, cause I have teens. 

There’s not enough motivation or hours in the day for me to keep my house spotless. But if you’re coming over, I can get my faux house on in like 20 minutes!

So I have spent the better part of my spring break thus far on spring cleaning. 

But please, no pity parties. I’m planning on spending a large part of the summer in NYC again. I’ll probably take another class. Hopefully I’ll meet up with some of the New York tumblrs this time!!!

PS: I think my Mom had help too. 

Filed under springbreak

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quickwitter:

malformalady:

Rhinoceros beetle hitching a ride in Costa Rica. These harmless beetles reach the size of 6.75 inches (170 mm) in length

What’s that buzzing around my head?

// 

SO much absolute no!

quickwitter:

malformalady:

Rhinoceros beetle hitching a ride in Costa Rica. These harmless beetles reach the size of 6.75 inches (170 mm) in length

What’s that buzzing around my head?

SO much absolute no!

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sthurus:

gabalotmom:

walelawho:

If the toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I always fix it. It doesn’t matter where I am. No bathroom is safe.

What she said

The cleaning person at work puts them on wrong.  The holder is locked so I can’t fix it.  It’s horrible!   :-)

Reason enough to change jobs!